EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS!

In no particular order, here we go!

I never cry over movies, but I bawled at the end of La La Land.

My OCD brain finds something oddly appealing about authoritarian communism. I'm not saying I support it, just that there's a tiny part of me who wouldn't mind time traveling back and living in the USSR. I'm not really that authoritarian though ;). To me it just feels like a fantasy novel, and you want to live there, until you do (a la Hunger Games or Harry Potter).

In a similar vein a part of me always wanted to be a hippie. No, seriously. Like a real, honest-to-goodness hippie. Here's me in my John Lennon costume from last Halloween, lol.


I love dill pickles. Plain.

I used to be a swiftie, and I still bop to "Shake it Off".

I can't eat certain cheese, Kraft macaroni, cake frosting, scrambled eggs, etc. I just can't do it without wanting to gag. And that's not an ew I don't like it, that's I literally can't.

I am a HUGE Star Wars fan.

I actually liked TLJ quite a lot (maybe it was the class struggle, lol.)

Despicable Me is one of my favorite movies. So are a Bug's Life and Zootopia.

I am still terrified of Chicken Run, and the people who make it and anything else they make. I hate the art style so much.

I am a sissy when it comes to dogs. (Well, one almost bit my ass off!!)

I could swivel in an office chair for a long time.

I like certain lame songs like "Blue Da Ba Dee." and "Gangnam Style."

And top 40. I listen to that too.

I sometimes sleep with my index and middle fingers on my right hand in my mouth. I'm also Linus.

And I have A LOT of stuffed animals.

My friend is in Russia right now, and I'm dying of jealousy.


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