Thor girls vs. Loki girls--the differences.

Let's do this. Settle it once and for all! 

Chris Hemsworth is soooooooooooo hot!! Dem abs tho!!! 

Dude, that's crazy. Tom Hiddleston is so amazing! Except for him dating that b Taylor Swift. What a distasteful and gross person, ugh! 

Ooooohhh, I loooooove Taylor Swift. I can't wait to see her relationship w Joe Alwyn goes!!!!!!!

Dang, we were talking about Tom Hiddleston. Loki. I mean Loki. 

Loki sucks lol haha lolololol he doesn't have anything going; he's rly skinny and he has no abbbbs, lol!!!!!!!

Dude, you're so rude! I shall destroy you, brother! 

You're creepy, lol! I'm a guuuurrlll! 

Oh, dang it! So, you down for a funny cat video?

Oh, you mean that cute cat!??!?!?!?!? It'ssss soooooo cute!!

You mean the black one? 

Ugh, no! The yellow one!!! So, cuteeeeee!!! 😻

Oh, okay. 

So, whassup??? I'm at the mall w my friends!!!!!

Oh, cool. I'm just chillin'. I'm playing my PS4. 

What?????????? Gaming is sooooooo for boys, lol! 

Oh, okay. I'm not very girly....

So, you're a guyyy now?????????? 

No, I didn't say that, jeez. 

What's going on....???????????? 

Nothing. Where are you? 

Abercrombie & Fitch!!!!!

Oh, dude, I only shop at Hot Topic. 

What??????????? That'sss so nerdy!!!!

Dude, stop. 

Why r u calling me dude??????????? I'm a giiiiirrrrlllllll!!!!!! 

Yeah, I know. It's just how I talk lol. 

Wut, u trying to sound cool??????!!!!! 

Loki is cool!!

Nope. Thor!!!!!

You sound like those kids on TV. 

Whatt??????????????? 

Nevermind. 

Okayyyyyyyy....

Gtg. 

Why?????????????? U aren't busy!!!!!!!

Am too, I gotta get some kills. 

Wut????? You psychoooooo!!!!

I gotta play games!!!!!!! 

Shut up. 

Fine. Go away. 

It's okaaaaaayyyy! Wanna hang out Friday!!!!!!!! 

Um, I'm kinda busy. 

Doing what, watching Ragnarok again?????????

Nah, I have homework. 

Liar!!!!!!!! 

Bye, Trish. 

Come on!!!! Loki, really???!?!?!?!??!??!??!??!???!

Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You deserve better!!!!!!!!!! 

I am burdened with glorious purpose. 





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