HI. BASICALLY SPOILER WARNING. I HATE YOU ALL. AND I'M SORRY FOR SHIT.

YOU, EVIL NONEXISTENT READERS. YOU. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE I'VE BEEN. AND IF I'M OKAY. I'M FINE, LOL. IN FACT NO ONE EVEN CARES SO IT'S OKAY XD. 

 I HAVE A BIG APOLOGY TO MAKE. 

 SORRY I CAN'T STOP YELLING TODAY LOL. 

 I'M SORRY I MADE THIS A LOKI BLOG IN 2018. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A LOKI BLOG I'M SORRY. 

 ALSO I'M NOT A "FAKE NERD" BECAUSE I LIKE MOVIE LOKI. 

 I'D READ COMICS IF I WASN'T BROKE DUDE. 

 I'M NOT AN IDIOT OKAY I'M JUST MAD AT EVERYONE. 

 I SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR IGNORANCE. 

 AND ALL MY SHITTY PREDICTIONS. 

 HE'S DEAD YOU GUYS. HE'S NOT COMING BACK. XD XD XD LLLOOOOLLL MY JOTUN BLOOD IS BOILING...I MEAN FREEZING WTF....? 

 AND I'M SORRY I SCREWED UP ON YONDU GODDAMMIT HE'S DEAD TOO. 

 AND SPIDER MAN AND BLACK PANTHER. WTF????????

 YEAH GUYS THEY'RE ALL COMING BACK. EVEN GAMORA WILL BE IN THE NEXT MOVIE EVEN IF SHE'S DEAD STUPID SOUL REALM WHATEVER. 

 BUT LOKI ISN'T COMING BACK. FANGIRLS SHUT UP. 

 REMIND ME TO SHUT TF UP. 

 POOR THOR ;(. 

 WHAT'S WRONG W ME. 

 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE FREAKIN IMMORTAL THAT'S WHAT. JUST WATCH THOR 1 60000000 TIMES. 

 SCREW MARVEL. SCREW DC. SCREW JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!!!! 

 (I HAD TO TAKE A JAB I'M SORRY. I'D REVIEW JUSTICE LEAGUE EXCEPT I SAW IT LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND ALREADY FORGOT EVERYTHING.) 

 AND I CAN'T REVIEW INFINITY WAR BECAUSE...WELL IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH. 

 THIS BLOG STARTED WITH A NICE OLD OUTDATED Q&A. 

 THEN PART 2 HAPPENED. 

 THEN I DID ONE FOR MY COLD WAR NOVEL WHICH I HAVE'T WORKED ON IN MONTHS LMAO. 

 THEN A STORYTIME ABOUT ME GETTING SICK. TRYING TO BE A SECOND RATE PREPPY VLOGGER WTF. 

 THEN MY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS. JEEZ THIS WASN'T EVEN A NERDY BLOG. IT ACTUALLY HAD PROMISE AS BEING A RANDOM BLOG. 

 TO PEOPLE WHO STARTED READING MY BLOG MONTHS AGO WHICH IS NO ONE, I'M SORRY. THEN I TOOK A WAY TO LONG HIATUS. THEN IT BECAME A TRAIN WRECK. 

 THEN THERE WAS THE VIDEOGAME VIOLENCE POST. WHAT? AM I A PARENTING BLOG NOW??????

THEN A GAMING TAG. OK. 

 NERD TAG WAS NEXT. THE FIRST LOKI PIC. OH, JOY. MARCH 28. 

 THEN THE *CLUELESS MARVEL TAG. YUP. I'D SEEN LIKE 3 MOVIES LOL. 

 STAR WARS TAG JEEZ TRYING TO GO BACK TO MY OLD FANDOM #VARIETY LOL. 

 THEN PROBS MY MOST POPULAR POST. WTF??? THE LOKI RELATABILTY POST. REALLY?? I DON'T EVEN HAVE SIBLINGS . I ALSO LEFT IT ON A NOTE OF FEELING UNWANTED JEEZ I'M DEPRESSED NOOOOOO. MARCH 30. 

 NEXT POST. WELL INFORMED NOT-LOKI LOKI POST. I JUST USED KYLO AND DRACO AS SHITTY EXAMPLES. (NO OFFENSE YOU GUYS ARE HAWWWT .) MARCH 31. 

 THEN THERE'S THE SHITTY REASONS LOKI ISN'T A VILLAIN. HE ACTUALLY DID TRY TO KILL THOR SO THERE OLD SELF. APRIL 1, LOL MUCH?

 ABOUT NOW WAS WHEN I MADE MY NEW ICON AND CHANGED MY USERNAME...

 THEN CAME THE OVER ANALYSIS. APRIL 2. 

 THEN I MADE ANOTHER SHITTY NERD TAG SAME DAY XD. 

 THEN CAME APRIL 4. MY REAL LIFE STORY. USING A LOKI QUOTE. 

 THEME SONGS LOL. 

 APRIL 8. THE SHITTY HIDDDLESWIFT POST. WTF????? TAYLOR GO DIE. (JUST KIDDING PLZ DON'T)

 THEN MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS.....

 THEN THOR V. LOKI GIRLS. I MADE THOR GIRLS LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS HOT, OKAY?????

APRIL 11. POWER OF ILLUSION. ACTUALLY MEANINGFUL POST. LOKI FOOT. ;(. 

 MY DARK WORLD REVIEW. IT WAS DECENT. 

 APRIL 13. WEIRD RAGNAROK LIFE LESSONS. 

 THEN MY PROFILE PIC GLITCHED. FREEDOM IS LIFE'S GREATEST LIE PEOPLE. AROUND NOW I ALSO CHANGED THE BACKGROUND. OMG. 

 APRIL 15. THE DEATH POST. COMPLETELY WRONG LOL. 

 APRIL 25. CRYING POST. GUESS WHAT? I DIDN'T CRY. OF COURSE. I WANTED TO AT THE END THO. 

 ANYWAY I'M SORRY FOR ALL MY SHIT. I'M LEAVING ALL THOSE POSTS UP AND I DON'T REGRET THEM. I DON'T REALLY HATE ANYONE EITHER. 

 SORRY FOR YELLING IN THE POST. 

 YOURS TRULY; 

 LOKIA (I'LL BE CHANGING MY NAME) 

 BYE LOKI. BYE LOKIA. 

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