PROOF Taylor Swift LIED to Tom Hiddleston about the nature of their relationship!!! Probably clickbait, but who gives a...?

Hey guys, I was noticing that this relationship seemed OFF big time. xD. She totally lied. Swifties come at me (I have inside experience :(.) 

Okay, so it's rumored that Taylor met current bf Joe Alwyn at that stupid Met Gala thingy. In 2016. No evidence xD, but it's all in the lyrics. 

She also danced with *cough* Tom Hiddleston at the SAME event. Also, she was still techinically dating Calvin Harris, and later announced she broke up with him after (meeting) Hiddleston...I'm detecting a pattern, guys!! 

Oh, God, this gets weird. So the supporting evidence for Taylor secretly crushing on Joe during the ENTIRE Hiddleswift fiasco is ALL IN THE LYRICS. Keep in mind, Tom is now 37, Taylor is 28, and Joe is 26...

Gorgeous: I've got a boyfriend, he's older than us; he's in the club doin I don't know what, you're so cool, makes me hate you so much.

Dancing with our hands tied: I, I loved you in secret. (it wouldn't have to be a secret if you were single!) First sight, we love without reason. Oh, twenty-five years old, (He wouldv'e been 25!!!) Oh, how you were to know...

Dress: Our secret moments in a crowded room (MEt GALA???) They got no idea about me and you.) 

DANG, I COULDVE SWORN THERE WERE MORE REFERRENCES to her having a boyfriend while she was in love with this guy...jeez. 

But those are still pretty convinxcing. If I find any more I'll post them. 

Delicate: Sometimes I wonder when you sleep are you dreaming of me, sometimes when I look into your eyes I pretend you're mine all the damn time...

YOU DON"T HAVE TO PRETEND JEEZ!

Okay. Let's hope her love for Joe in these songs is legit and that he can tolerate her, and they get married and start a chicken farm listening to Hank Williams...

Oh, wait. 

Okay, seriously, though, back to the topic at hand. TOM HIDDLESTON SAID THE RELATIONSHIP WAS REAL. (So maybe he really actually liked her xd) but he only liked the side she showed. 

SHE LIED TO HIM. 

SHE DID IT JUST FOR HER OWN FAME AND PUBLICITY THAT"S IT GUYS! 

AND SHE WAS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GUY!!
AND SHE DIDN"T TELL HIM!!!!!!!!

IF SHE REALLY LIKED JOE SHE SHOULDV'E JUST SAID SO TO TOM LIKE SORRY AT LEAST I'LL BE HONEST!! 

AND REALLY, IT SEEMED LIKE SHE MET JOE AND TOM AT THE SAME TIME AND FELL FOR JOE IMMEDIATELY! MORE PROOF THAT TOM AND TAYLOR IS FICITON, AT LEAST ON HER END, AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT IT!

SHE TOTALLLY LIED AND LURED HIM INTO A TRAP! SHE NEVER CARED ABOUT HIS FEELINGS AT ALL!!!

I SWEAR TOM ISN'T HUMAN AND TAYLOR IS A LITTLE MANIPULATIVE BITCH. 

HAVE A NICE DAY//////////////////////////////////////////////////


(Okay, seriously appologize for that. I was mad at the world and needed to rant about something stupid, xD. Seriously glad he got out of there though :). I'm with Sebastian Stan on this one!) 

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