Why I have a crush on a CHARACTER and not an actor--just shake it off

I'm *cough* listening to Harry Styles while writing this. 

Also, anyone who dates TS is creepy AF.

I think I'm getting super sidetracked. A dismayed Lokia of earlier this evening stated that no one should justify murder, and complained that crushing on Loki was justifying murder of eighty people in two days and that teenage girls were idiots. To which, Lokia's dad came to the rescue (wut) and said, "I think you have a crush on an actor." 

Oh, crap. I love you, Tom Hiddleston, but I think that teenage girls crushing on actual adults is SUPER CREEPY. I mean, Adam Driver is MARRIED, say what????? That's super creepy; you aren't supposed to have crushes on anyone who is dating or married, even if you'll never meet them, it's creepy AF. 

Okay. We got that out of the way. Nevermind, I seriously don't really care what other girls do, but I'm 500% asexual--at least I THINK....

Oh God, I think sex is super gross (no offense if you want to have sex; and it's obviously necessary for reproduction, lol.) I don't know why I'm talking about this, and of course, whenever I think about how a potential relationship would go, with a fictional character even, I make sure to stay FAR away from certain details. 

Okay, this is super creepy and dirty posting, folks. Getting back to point. Do I seriously care about OTHER roles? And that is crucial. I understand real-life celeb crushes (sort of, he was a twitch streamer) but I know that I'm not stalking Tom Hiddleston's social media; I'm not looking at waaaay too many pictures, and I am especially NOT trying to get in touch (main reason I wanted a twitter when I was 14, for my streamer crush....) Creepy. But maybe I'm looking at Loki pics, buying Loki merch, and talking about the 10,000 attributes of his character. 

Yes, I get it, it's only half the picture. More specifically, I have a crush on Loki, AS PLAYED BY TAYLOR SWIFT'S MOST RECENT EX. Hold on...........

No, no one else can be Loki. No, comic Loki doesn't count. Yes, mythology is stupid. Done. 

Taylor Swift. Hold on. Here are some of the lines in her songs from her most recent album (mostly written about current BF, Joe Alwyn. (Like seriously, am I supposed to know this guy?????)) But they're creepy. Really, really creepy. "Knew he was a killer, first time that I saw him, wonder how many girls he had loved and left haunted." "And he can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor." "And I heard about you, you like the bad ones too." "I've been breaking hearts a long time, and, toying with them older guys, just to play things for me to use." "Come here, dressed in black now, scratches down your back now." Okayyyyyy, Taylor. Yes, she has some calmer and more realistic songs like "Call it What you Want", "Gorgeous," and "Delicate," but this is still weird. But wait, this was 2017! She dates Hiddleston in 2016! Remember the older guys...yep. He is EIGHT YEARS older than her. Seriously not a problem in dating, but, that proves more about these songs and relationships. Ugh, Taylor.... And her current BF....? Two years younger. Yup. 

Let's jump farther down this rabbit hole and go back to 2014. Well, 1989, to be exact. Here's some more, fewer, but still there. "Boys only want love if it's torture." Really, Tay? Are you sure about that? "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane." Really? I didn't know! How about her older songs? Well, she clearly knows what she's getting into. "I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now, blew me to places I'd never been...." Really? You don't SOUND ashamed. 

This is stupid. So let's get this straight. Taylor Swift is a woman who lets men lock her up, then proceeds to torture them while adding to her list of ex-lovers who all agree (rightfully so) that she's crazy, and she also messes with "them older guys".

Actually, Tay, you're a nasty little trickster. Seriously, potentially dangerous relationships (okay, fine, and sex) are something that anyone would put up with? 

Okay, fine. It's a media persona. I get it. I get that Taylor is really just a sweet girl who goes on normal dates and and cuddles with her cats. Okay, fine, but I also heard it described as an "intense" relationship. Adults will be adults. Ugh. Whatever. All I know is that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are brilliant actors, tricksters, and liars, and a snake-child isn't that far fetched. 

Whatever. I don't care. It's not his fault; it's her fault for being a %$&*(^@ pervert!!!! 

Okay, I'm done. Seriously, if anyone does half of what Taylor sings about to you in a relationship, get out ASAP. And thank God it was a short-lived one. 

All in all, I needed to rant about Taylor Swift's creepy song lyrics and sex life. I'm fine with Tom Hiddleston, and cute Taylor, lol. 

I still do have a crush on a character who killed 80 people in two days, played by an actor who dated a conceited and creepy AF performer, but whatever. Totally healthy fictional relationship, right? ;).